McZee ate my trousers, invites you to join the Sick Ribbon Campaign to Ban McZee. If you've never even heard of McZee, and are wondering to yourself, "Where the hell am I?" then go follow the link below to learn more about this McZee character...
Please enlighten my life, tell me more about McZee and why we should ban him, thanks...
If your already accustomed with McZee, and need no further elaboration on his past exploits, then please read on...
Ban the purple scum freak
We, at McZee ate my trousers, are fed up to the back teeth of having to put up with the stupid, moronic, monotonous user interface which is McZee. Everytime you try to use one of the programs he is featured in, he keeps popping up all over the screen, repeatedly informing and prompting you, on how to use various functions. Ok, fair enough it is useful for the first few times you use the program, to get to know the use of certain features, but after using 3D Movie Maker more than 100 times, constantly hearing that stupid voice, it becomes a freakin' pain in the ass. Yes, I know you can turn McZee's voice off in 3D Movie Maker, but that don't permanently shut the goofy demented freak up entirely.
Imagine if you had to put up with McZee, or a McZee style interface, in more conventional applications, such as in a word processing program or a database package. Could you imagine how patronising it would feel to be constantly asked in a stupid voice, "Whatda ya wan't to do today?". And always being reminded on how to carry out basic functions like how to save your application, how to load it...etc...etc...etc...
It is the opinion of this campaign, that McZee is an irritating, obnoxious, sick little bastard, who should be removed from all future Mircosoft products, and from using up the resources of the Internet.
Sick Ribbon for you, sick ribbon for everyone...
We, at McZee ate my trousers, feel we have the ribbon campaign for almost everyone. If your simply a pissed off person, whose had enough of McZee, endlessly bouncing around your monitor screen, rambling on and on, and on...then join the Sick Ribbon Campaign to show your that you really are sick of McZee, and just cause you have to put up with him in your programs, doesn't mean you have to like the purple piece of scum.
If your the kind of person, that absolute hates stereotypical dumbass, jerky, geeky sounding cartoon charactors, and think that they all should be banned...well here's another 24carat, retarded cartoon charactor that should be added to the scrap heap.
you simply wan't the world to be a better place, then trust us, you can't
even get close to realising that dream...until you ban McZee.
What now then?
Well, thats all up to you. If after all what we've told you, you still feel that theres a part of you, deep down that thinks McZee, is a really cool guy, and is sorta funny in that, good old kooky style of his, then we don't want your sort. Get outta here, and take that scum with you!
Begone with you, you scummy big nose lover...
But, if on the other hand, you feel an affinity with this campaign, and have that all too familiar, deep burning hatred of this scum sucking, suck scum, then come join the Sick Ribbon Campaign.
I want to join, but how do I do it, Dad?
Sick Ribbon Campaign is so simple, son/daughter. All you have to do is
take one of our lovely sick ribbon logos, located on the Anti-McZee graphics
page, put it on your webpage and link it back to this page, and your done,
well almost. You see, we at McZee ate my trousers, want to see just how
many fellow McZee haters there are in the land of Internet. So don't be
shy, send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org
telling us that you want to join the campaign, include your full name,
and a link to your own Anti-McZee page (if you have one), and we'll display
it all up here, on this page (let us know if you want your email address
displayed on this page).